Lifes Too Short To Drive Boring Cars Mug Color:White If it happened before coffee

If it happened before coffee did it really happen

Some people think that soccer goals are thrown through a hoop

If you catch my drift (wink wink)

The voice inside my head is much meaner than I am

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